In Italy,men conquer you with a lot of laughter and a good glass of wine..
But there are many young guys called "Cuozzi" (like "Guidos" in USA),
that use the worst pickup lines in the world
"Ehi biscuit..can I drench you?"
"Are your parents thieves?..Because they stole the stars and put them into your eyes!"
"Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb!" or
"Your dad works in mine, because you are a stone!"
"Ehi,What are you doing??..you have smashed my car!!"..she: "No!Why??"..
"eh eh you are a CRASH!"
"Fairy, have you bewitched me?..or Witch, have you 'befaired' me?"
"Sorry, Is Partenope Street far?..and which road do I take for your heart??"
PS: I'm sorry, but I don't write in english very well!
